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un-birthdayparties: ThinkGeek has a pretty good idea of what I want for Valentine’s Day instead of roses… A Unicorn Bouquet! “We’ve never understood why Valentine’s Day tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It’s really silly if you think about it. We’d much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns. You heard right, a gaggle of unicorns. (Or a “blessing” if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart. Love tries to fart in the other room. A unicorn chaser can make you forget bad things. Love makes you forget bad things. Give the gift of everlasting magic this Valentine’s Day with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. This huge bouquet is just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It’s wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains 11 miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. Why 11? Because our unicorn factory said it’s a power number and will bring your relationship good luck!”
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un-birthdayparties: ThinkGeek has a pretty good idea of what I want for Valentine’s Day instead of roses… A Unicorn Bouquet! “We’ve never understood why Valentine’s Day tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It’s really silly if you think about it. We’d much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns. You heard right, a gaggle of unicorns. (Or a “blessing” if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart. Love tries to fart in the other room. A unicorn chaser can make you forget bad things. Love makes you forget bad things. Give the gift of everlasting magic this Valentine’s Day with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. This huge bouquet is just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It’s wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains 11 miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. Why 11? Because our unicorn factory said it’s a power number and will bring your relationship good luck!”
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un-birthdayparties: ThinkGeek has a pretty good idea of what I want for Valentine’s Day instead of roses… A Unicorn Bouquet! “We’ve never understood why Valentine’s Day tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It’s really silly if you think about it. We’d much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns. You heard right, a gaggle of unicorns. (Or a “blessing” if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart. Love tries to fart in the other room. A unicorn chaser can make you forget bad things. Love makes you forget bad things. Give the gift of everlasting magic this Valentine’s Day with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. This huge bouquet is just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It’s wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains 11 miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. Why 11? Because our unicorn factory said it’s a power number and will bring your relationship good luck!”
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un-birthdayparties:

ThinkGeek has a pretty good idea of what I want for Valentine’s Day instead of roses…

A Unicorn Bouquet!

“We’ve never understood why Valentine’s Day tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It’s really silly if you think about it. We’d much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns.

You heard right, a gaggle of unicorns. (Or a “blessing” if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart. Love tries to fart in the other room. A unicorn chaser can make you forget bad things. Love makes you forget bad things.

Give the gift of everlasting magic this Valentine’s Day with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. This huge bouquet is just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It’s wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains 11 miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. Why 11? Because our unicorn factory said it’s a power number and will bring your relationship good luck!”

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